I thought I’d follow up my post on Gallows Humor, https://bellechapin.com/2016/04/04/gallows-humor/ with examples, things that have happened to me that are really funny and deeply fucked up. Those who already get the joke, just enjoy it. Those who don’t can maybe understand a little more. If you think they’re funny, then forcryingoutloud laugh!
Somewhere around 20 years ago, I got sober for the first time, but I did not deal with the reasons why I drank in the first place.
So I embraced anorexia as a fun new way to be self-destructive and skinny doing so.
One night something got to me, so I bought myself a 6-pack and went home. I sat on my floor with my beer, pulled one out and looked at it, paused, and thought…
“I really want to get drunk, but do you know how many calories are in this beer?”
And with that, I laughed my ass off. Even in my starvation addled brain, even with my heart pounding and beginning to fail me, even though all I really wanted to do was die, I still couldn’t help but acknowledge the utter absurdity of this little dilemma. It stopped me for a few moments, and I laughed for the first time in months. For a few precious ticks of the clock, everything was funny again. For just a few labored heartbeats, my world made sense.
Oh I drank it, you better believe it. But the bit up to that is super funny.